gnarlytoast: creating awkward situations is the one thing i’m good at
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witch-breed: the best scene in the history of forever
sade: i just can’t fuck with people who insist on using the little bread clip to close the bag every time they take out a slice of bread twist and tuck, rain man we’re all going to die anyways
Most girls: hair, make-up, cute boys, Starbucks, partying
My friend Leslie: short hair, Terabithia, dead
gerardcalmyourhands: my biggest fear is someone asking me out as a joke like i have literally had this thought at the back of my mind since like 2nd grade and i am terrified
don’t joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me
frostirons: karkatcarcinogeneticistvantas: ...
but decisions were made and fucks were not given
the-missing-e-in: im-a-fan-of-that: heyheyanna: weepingdemon: dad and mom treat or trick josh and drake cheese and mac stop that thank you jelly and peanut butter George and Fred white and black Juliet and Romeo This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr Rings of the Lord did i do that wrong?
stereobone: rubato: the united states has a fucking series about a talking sponge working at a fast food restaurant is japanese anime REALLY that weird. yes
yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad: andwhispers: every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters